I hate always getting catfished by grey aliens on dating apps happens way too much and maybe its shallow but I’m just not interested in you if you’re a 45 year old grey who spends their weekend in their UFO so you can harass farm owners by abducting their cows and doing mad crop circles in their fields and no one is impressed by that loud ass muffler you poked holes in or the bumper sticker complaining about your ex wife
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I hate always getting catfished by grey aliens on dating apps happens way too much and maybe its shallow but I’m just not interested in you if you’re a 45 year old grey who spends their weekend in their UFO so you can harass farm owners by abducting their cows and doing mad crop circles in their fields and no one is impressed by that loud ass muffler you poked holes in or the bumper sticker complaining about your ex wife